My uncle told me this one years ago: The big, fat, pink, hairy gorilla.
There’s a homeless guy walking in an alley. He picks up a old can of beans and sighs, "I wish I was the rishest man on earth," to his shock he suddenly is wearing real expensive clothes and has a fat wallet in his nice new sport coat. "Whoa!! Well the world’s richest man needs a cool car, hmmm. I wish I had the fastest car on earth," suddenly appears the coolest looking car the man has ever seen. He hops right into the driver seat & considers his final wish. "I wish I was the world’s smartest man," and suddenly all the problems of the world or any other for that matter all seem like child’s play.
He drives off happily, for awhile. Then he sees he has almost run out of gas. Nearby he sees a sign, "The Big Fat Hairy Gorilla Motel," so he drives on up. He tips the guy at the front a hundred and asks him to have his car ready at 8:30 am full of gas. He goes and checks in, then goes to his room. While looking around this room he discovers a trap door, hidden under a rug. "Aha!" and he decides to go investagate. There are stairs leading down, down, down, and even further down. He gets to the bottom and sees a door marked, "No Entrance by Unauthorized personel." He scoffs this warning and goes in. There he find a huge safe. Since he is the world’s smartest man he knows it would be nothing to open it so he does just to prove it to himself. Inside he cannot believe his eyes. Sitting on a huge, pink hairy chair is a fat, pink, hairy gorilla, reading a newspaper!!!
He rubs his eyes and still sees this strange sight. He decides to go touch it on the shoulder to see if its real. He bolts in, touches the gorilla on its shoulder then bolts away, locks the safe, and runs up, up, up the stairs, throws the trap door down and replaces the rug. He sits on the bed still in disbelief of what he had just seen. The next morning he goes downstairs and gets into his car to drive away, not even thinking about the strange sight he’d witnessed the day before. He is going down the road a few miles and of all things runs out of gas, because he is driving the world’s fastest car which uses more gas then any other. He curses to himself about getting a new car, when suddenly he sees the big, fat, pink hairy gorilla running at a incredible rate of speed, in his rearview mirror. The man is too horrified to do a thing as the gorilla comes up to him with a menacing look, touches him on his shoulder and says, "Tag, yer IT!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Here’s another one: The three legged pig.
A lawyer is driving on his way back from meeting a client on some country road. As he is driving along he sees a farmer walking at the side of the road with a pig that has a wooden leg. Curiousity drives him to stop his car and ask about the pig. "Excuse me sir, I was driving by and couldn’t help but to notice your pig has a wooden leg. How did he come by that?" The farmer smiles proudly and says, "Oh that pig is omething else. Why that pig saved the wife and my kids from dying in a fire. We were all sleeping and he came running in to wake us up. Then he got our kids out and saved us all."
The lawyer seems satisfied, "So he got it from the fire. I see." The farmer shakes his head and says, "No, he didn’t get it in the fire. Why this pig made me a millionare! We were out plowing the field one day and he all of a sudden starts beating his snout on the ground. I figured he might be onto something so I went and got a shovel. Sure enough we hit a well of oil! Why that pig is something else." The lawyer seems frustrated and asks, "But how did he lose his leg?" The farmer licks his lips and answers back, "Well a pig that wonderful you can’t eat all at once!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Frog:
Two guys are walking through the forest and they see a frog sitting on the trail. Suddenly it says, "I am a beautiful princess, if you kiss me I will do whatever you want." One guy leans down, picks up the frog and then puts it into his shirt pocket. The other guy is like, "Man, didn’t ya hear her? She said she’s a beautiful princess and would do whatever we want. Why aren’t you kissing it yet?" The other guy resumes walking and says, "I would rather have a talking frog." HAHAHAH!!!!
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